I bet he comes in French.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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