"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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