Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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