Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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