Dual....:-)
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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