He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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