yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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