my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
high people should be assigned attendants
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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