She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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