But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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