So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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