i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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