I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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