I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Porn is love you can see.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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