Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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