I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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