Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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