if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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