I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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