the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
