beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i think i just lost a toe
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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