Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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