we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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