i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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