she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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