She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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