Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
