i just google imaged poop.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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