AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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