No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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