Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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