She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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