I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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