he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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