You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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