Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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