Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
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