You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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