Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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