Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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