Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You don't make any sense
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