i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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