Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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