I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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