I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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