very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Thank you for not boning my boss.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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