I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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