i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You made out with two different species that night
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize