Sponge bath it is.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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