Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
