Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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