So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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