he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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