dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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