just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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