She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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